Most Americans think Democrats are out of touch. Let me count the ways

A new poll shows that 67% of Americans think the Democratic Party is out of touch. Well, it’s no wonder. Have you seen what they’ve been up to lately?

We’ve seen a million examples of the party’s blunders, usually mocked by comments like, “This is why we have Donald Trump.” But it’s so true. Democrats have really blown it with America.

I mean, have you seen this Bill Nye “My Sex Junk” video? (Don’t click. I’m warning you.) It features actress Samantha Bloom in a hideous leotard butchering scientific facts, like denying that chromosomes determine gender and telling us gender, like sexuality, is on a “spectrum.” In other words, anything that gives you the feels at any given moment, just go with it. And guess who was there to back up this fake science? Bill Nye, the Science and Global Warming Alarmist Guy. Yes, that is how you get Trump.

Democrats also seem to think the average American loves foul language and wants to wear it proudly on T-shirts when they’re out in public. For $30 from the party’s official website, you, too, could look like an idiot wearing a “Democrats give a sh*t about people” T-shirt. That must be exactly what Michelle Obama meant when she said, “When they go low, we go high.” Because nothing says “go high” like offending your grandma.

Oh, and by the way, does “giving a sh*t about people” include the unborn, or just the already born? I’m confused.

But wait, there’s more…

You better believe you’ll lose America when you shut down free speech and Democrats have been especially good at that lately. When a conservative speaker, like Ann Coulter or Milo Yiannopoulos, is scheduled to come to campus to give a talk, liberal fascists show up in black hoods and masks and set fire to anything and everything. Always remember: Middle America loves hoodlums and watching American flags burn. That’s why they voted for… Donald Trump.

And let’s not forget the media, which is responsible for a steady stream of left-wing talking points broadcasted from their liberal-bubble-utopias that are as unrecognizable to coal miners and factory workers as Caitlyn Jenner is to his old Olympics buddies. When you constantly tell your audience, voting for Trump was a mistake and that Hillary Clinton was a better choice, you’ve removed your finger from the nation’s pulse.

But to be fair, there is one way Democrats have been connecting with the American people lately; and on a very personal level, too: with their fists. And if not their fists, perhaps a bike lock to the skull will do. Watch the video below, and then repeat after me: “This is why we have President Trump.”