San Francisco Forming Poop Patrol to Keep Sidewalks Clean of Human Waste

There’s nothing like stepping down onto the sidewalk and hearing a squish under your shoe.  Especially if the substance was produced by a human being.  This week, San Francisco announced a team of five Public Works staffers to patrol the fetid alleys in the city and remove the piles of human excrement.  In the most “2018” story so far this year, the San Francisco Chronicle has the details:

They’ll begin their shifts in the afternoon, as the city starts losing its sheen from overnight cleaning. The Poop Patrol’s mission? To spot and clean piles of feces before anybody complains about them.

“We’re trying to be proactive,” explained Public Works director Mohammed Nuru. “We’re actually out there looking for it.”

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