Tommy Lee Posts ‘You Trumpsters Better Pray Liberals Never Gain Control Of The White House Again’

Tommy Lee is best known as the drummer for Mötley Crüe, but he recently decided to get political by posting a rant against conservatives.  Though he didn’t write the screed, it must’ve really captured his feelings on the cultural moment.  Below this rant, people encouraged him to run for President.

It begins:

“You ‘Trumpsters’ better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH [White House] again because we are going to pay you back so f***ing hard for all this s***. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One p**** hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit. We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad that Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik-fil-A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik-fil-A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother.”

Yes, I know there are several misspellings in the above, but I didn’t want to correct them and make whoever wrote this seem less ridiculous than he or she apparently is.

The errors didn’t prohibit Lee from posting.  It continued:

“We’re going to gather up ALL your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. echoua.com. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM [Black Lives Matter] Leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH [White House], we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons. And every single time a ‘Trumpster’ complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”

You never hear famous people on the right say stuff like this… threatening how we will do terrible things to everyone on the left if we control the White House.

The Left really is so loving, isn’t it?

Image Credit: Wikimedia