Seventeen Magazine Tries to Popularize Teen Girls Painting Vaginas on their Nails (Yes, Really)

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Teenage girls getting manicures and talking about boys has been a mainstay of adolescent life for decades.  If Seventeen magazine has anything to do with it, this practice is about to get a lot more graphic.  And disgusting.

Nail artist Asa Bree has graced the internet with a gift. It’s a glittery purple gel manicure with one accent nail on each hand — and that accent just so happens to be an alarmingly realistic depiction of a vagina, painted lovingly with five distinct shades of pink and topped with a pearl.

The caption is, of course, “✨ PUSSY✨POWER✨,” because there’s no point in being subtle about this look.

Asa works at the Portland, Oregon nail salon Finger Bang owned by Glynis Olson. She’s been working regularly with her client T Ngu for a few years, and T recently requested a vagina- or vulva-inspired design, BuzzFeed Newsreports. Asa spent two hours on T’s nails and even looked up medical models of the vulva online to make sure she got it right.

Here’s what it looks like:

This Realistic Vagina Manicure Is Exactly What I Needed Today https://t.co/sT1dE9UoAC pic.twitter.com/HJT68tVYCd

— Seventeen (@seventeen) January 30, 2018

So, let me get this straight, feminists.  You want us to believe that we should raise girls who are so “body positive” that they wear vagina-depictions on their nails.  (So that, literally, every time they shake hands with a boy, they would be showcasing genitalia.)  However, if a boy or man looks at them in a sexual way, you want them to get lightheaded as they rush to Twitter to join in the #MeToo trend?

The mixed messages that the culture sends our daughters are really damaging.  And by “damaging,” I also mean “weird.”  Feminists tell them to be completely comfortable with sex and sexuality, but to require smelling salts the first hint of flirtation.  They tell them to have sex, and lots of it…  but don’t ever have a baby.  They tell them to be sexy, but not to care if boys actually pay attention to them.  When a girl turns 13, the parents should just give them a neck brace because of the whiplash they’ll invariably experience by the logical incoherence of leftists.

Teen magazines have always been full of bad sexual imagery and advice.  (Remember when Teen Vogue created a helpful guide to de-stigmatize anal sex?  For teens?)  In fact, the author of this piece — Hannah Orenstein — has also written other questionable pieces for teens: “These are the 10 Best Places to Get Condoms for free,” “43 Girls Get Real About Their First Time Having Sex,” “30 Girls Get Real About the Moment They Knew They Weren’t Straight,” and “18 Girls Get Real about Masturbating.” PJ Media rightly points out that “This is deliberate targeting of children with the political messaging and ideology of the far left, not to mention sexual grooming.”

But wait a second…  let’s look at what Orenstein actually said in her piece about the “vagina manicure.” She said it was “alarmingly realistic.”  Is it?  I mean, there’s a pearl shellacked to it.  But most oddly, why is a so-called realistic depiction of a vagina “alarming” to her? Alarming?  Is there something offensive about the female body, Orenstein?

Of course not.  The reason why she puts the word “alarming” in her piece is that a “vagina manicure” is disturbingly messed up.  No matter how much leftist nutcases try to normalize deviant behavior, they know, deep in their hearts, that it’s unsettling to most people… because it’s just not right.

Hat Tip: PJ Media 

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