It must be tiring to be perpetually outraged over every little thing, but the left is indefatigable.  Their fury was recently targeted at the restaurant chain “Jack in the Box,” because of a new ad called “Jack’s Bowls.”  The ad introduces their new chicken teriyaki bowls, but the humor is too much for hand-wringing libs.  Why?  They say it champions sexual innuendo in the workplace.

Writer David Griner wrote that this is “basically a minute of incessant genital jokes.”

Jokes!?  Pass the smelling salts!

The company responded with a gigantic, “wait, wut?”  The ad, they explained, had nothing to do with the #MeToo movement:

This ad is a creative and humorous expression around the teriyaki bowl, highlighting how a burger brand such as Jack in the Box has the guts—or ‘bowls’—to go beyond the usual and serve something other than burgers. This ad is not diminishing any movement, and we stand firmly against any form of harassment and value those who have the guts to combat it.

Interesting statement.  I appreciate the guts they are displaying by not backing down to the bullies of political correctness.  America was not built by people who are triggered by every little thing, and it can’t be sustained by such people.

Under the YouTube ad, the company cheekily writes:

Jack in the Box wants it to be known that any of the following phrases are simply a reference to Jack’s delicious Teriyaki Bowls: “Try my bowls” “Nice bowls” “Get your hands on my bowls” “Taste my bowls” “Enjoy my bowls” “Get both my bowls” “Check out my bowls” “How are my bowls?” “Look at my bowls” “Saucy bowls” “Meaty bowls” “My jealous competitors are always busting my bowls” “You’re gonna love my bowls”

Of course, this shouldn’t have to be said, but the American left: Mean and Humorless.  It’s beginning to sound a lot like Marxism.  Oh wait…

Watch the ad yourself… if you can handle an ad about chicken:

Hat Tip: Daily Wire

Image Credit: Screen Cap

About The Author

Mark was a co-founder of the Tea Party Patriots, and served as the national coordinator. He left the organization to work more broadly on expanding the self-governance movement beyond the partisan divide. Mark appears regularly on television in outlets as diverse as MSNBC, ABC, NBC, Fox News, CNN, Bloomberg, Fox Business and the BBC. He’s highly sought after for the tea party perspective from print and electronic media outlets, from the Wall Street Journal, New York Times, L.A. Times, Washington Examiner, Politico and the The Hill. Mark blogs at, and his opinion editorials regularly run in many of the leading political newspapers both on and offline. Mark has a BA in English from San Diego State University and graduated with honors from University of the Pacific, McGeorge School of Law in 1988. He practiced real estate and business law for almost a decade. For the last eleven years of his legal career he specialized in Internet advertising law. When not fighting for the future of our nation, Mark is an avid horseman, and lives in rural northern California with his wife Patty and two children.

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